Series 7, Episode 8: What The Romans Did For Brian

Written by Malcolm Williamson

Nobody will fall in with Brian’s wishes, so, inspired by CJ’s homework about the Roman Empire, he turns himself into an Emperor. But his would-be rule of terror turns everyone in the household against him as well as against each other. Harry does her best to manipulate the situation to her own advantage and it is CJ who leads a slaves’ rebellion and brings him down. Sophie aids and abets Josh in his wooing of Tania Thomas by teaching him to play romantic music and Lucy receives a gift from Wendy, only to discover that there’s no such thing as a free kitten.